Genre: Humor, Urban-fantasy
Subgenre: Action, Magic, Mystery (And a dash of Craziness)
Rating: PG-14 for language (swearing) and urban-fantasy violence
POV: 1st person
Time Setting: Alternative Present Time
Space Setting: Alternative American city
Language: English (American)
Hello everyone! It feels so good to finally start writing on wattpad! This is my first attempt to publish my work on a website... So I'm new to all this 😊 (Please don't eat me)
*Museum corner - That message was the first paragraph I've written when I started writing Bad-Tempered Heroes (July 2017). Right now I am writing the 2nd draft. ❤️
What should you expect?
⭐️ All kinds of characters, from the least idiotic to the most idiotic, including: childish Secret Agents, skittles Terrorists, overly-powerful Humans, crazy-awesome Weapons, hot Warriors, not-green Aliens, and you guessed right, the all-mighty Dragons. Which one is your favorite?
⭐️ People suddenly speaking in foreign languages, not to forget: Afrikaan, Dutch, Latin, Japanese, Hungarian, Ancient Dragonite, etc. What languages do you speak?
⭐️ Utterly weird locations, notably: Oregon, haunted buildings, high-schools ran by overlords, boring houses, Apocalypse bunkers, deserted planets, planets that hate you, fairytale castles, and more. Where would you rather be?
⭐️ Chillin' cheese. Expect cheese at the most unpredictable moments. What's your favorite type of cheese?
⭐️Plot twists. Many plot twists. And Cliffhangers. I apologize in advance.
This is the Dragonlords of Earth Series 's first book, "Bad-Tempered Heroes".
I hope you enjoy my story ❤️
This is the end, and the cover in better resolution:
Copyright © 2019 by Alemehtais
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.
Cultural references and names will appear throughout the story in a parodical way. Whatever is below counties (cities, street addresses, buildings) is purely fictional, and any similarities are coincidental.
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