"Are you guys ready?" I asked Nicole and Jack.
Nicole started crying. "I don't want to do this. I don't want to move."
"Nicole, it's not even that far," I said.
"I've walked far enough today!"
"But . . . the day just started and you're in front of your RV door."
Nicole looked at Jack with pouty lips. "Baby?"
"Come on, it will be fun. I'll carry you if you get tired, I promise."
She tapped her chin and rubbed her invisible beard, thinking of the promise. She gave in and joined us. We started the hike by marching up the path that led to the mountains. We passed about four couples who were also getting ready to start their day. I felt uncomfortable being around so many straight people.
"Kay, I'm tired," Nicole said and swung her leg over her boyfriend's arms. "Carry me."
He actually carried her. Jack actually carried Nicole. I didn't want to look at them anymore so I walked a little faster to catch up to Derek who was eating a granola bar. I stared at the granola bar and made a face. I had no idea what to do anymore. Should I stay with the weird straights or next to healthy food? Oh god, Nature wasn't for me.
The jogging path was beautiful, I'll give it that. The mountain wasn't incredibly scary or big, it looked like a lot of people came here. As we walked and began to slowly go further up the mountain, railings appeared to stop people from falling and it made me think someone probably fell off for them to start putting them up.
Hello Anxiety my old friend.
I sprinted around Derek to make sure he was next to the railings, in case something happened. He was the man after all, he should take the bullet for me. I took his dick, it was only fair with his length. I didn't need to sacrifice myself because every time that thing was inside me I died a little more inside.
We were half an hour into the hike when my legs began to burn. I was honestly surprised I lasted this long before my body began to reject any form of physical activity. I walked a little slower and stayed behind Derek and Jack, who were both way stronger than Nicole and I.
"How is school, by the way," she asked.
"It's going good, but I'm thinking of taking a break."
"You're not liking it?"
"I just ... don't know. It seems every few months I change my mind on what I want to do with my life. I think I'm starting to break a little and I need to figure out things before it's too late, you know?"
"Yeah, I get what you mean, that's why I didn't even go to college in the first place." She smiled proudly of herself.
"How is Vicky?"
Her smile disappeared.
"I hope you're kidding, Leonardo DiFucker."
"Nope, totally and brutally honest, how is . . . your sister."
"OH. MY. GOD." I eyed her with a grin on my face, an evil grin, a smile so dark I almost looked straight. "You know what, you're a little shit aren't you Leo."
"Same," said Derek in the front.
My jaw dropped, offended.
"So, since you want to play that game, how IS Ryan? You know, the evil cousin who almost ruined your totally non-incestous relationship."
My jaw dropped, again.
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Leo is an ordinary guy who lived most of his life in Italy. With his parents divorced and living in different countries, he travels a lot. But when his mother offers him a once in a life time chance to switch it up and live with her in America, he t...