Tonight's the night.
Mr. J had dispatched his entire crew on this job. It was an ode to his favorite caped crusader, a special way to nab his attention.
Of course, my job was crucial. I was the main distraction. And as the only female on the team, I had to play my part well. I was led in by a swarm of men in uniform, my hands cuffed, my feet cuffed as well so my steps were small. My clothes were ripped up as a result of a struggle.
My head ached, my lips bled, and my sides stung sharply with each step I took. I had been tasered and beaten. I had put on a fight but once they found out I belonged to Joker's crew, they released their pent up anger on me. I'm not sure how they kept me alive enough to walk me through the halls of the police station.
Several men and women looked at me in disgust as I was led through their station straight to the interrogation room. I sat down warily but exuded confidence. No matter how beaten and broken I was, my head was held high and I my attitude was completely nonchalant.
The lieutenant made her way around my chair and sat her fat ass down on the metal chair ahead of me, laying her arms on the cold, metal table before me.
Her eyes scanned my face and I could tell she was pissed."Not phased...even after all that beating," she smirked quietly.
I continued to stare coldly back at her. "Was I supposed to be crying?" I asked.
"Well, one would hope. That would be a sign of a conscience...it would help your case," she said coldly.
I blinked a few times but never took my eyes off of hers. Those cold, conniving eyes...I'd love to see them lifeless.
And I knew I would. Very soon.
"And do you have a conscience, lieutenant? For letting these men beat a poor, defenseless young woman?" I asked with a huff.
"Oh please, there's nothing poor or defenseless about you. You work for him, you've got balls of steel, even for a young lady," she smirked. She was absolutely right. I could handle torture that these men couldn't even fathom.
In fact, I had done so in the past to be where I was today.
My eyes roamed around slowly as the lieutenant wrote notes and spoke to a commanding officer.
Every single person in this room worked for mister J, except the poor lieutenant. That meant everyone except her knew what was about to happen."3." I said suddenly out loud.
The lieutenant looked up at me sharply.
"What?" She asked.I smirked.
"2."She shook her head as her face contorted to a confused expression. She was really clueless.
I leaned in and looked up at her.
"1." I whispered.Explosions rocked the entire vicinity as bodies flew all around from one side of the room. The lieutenant quickly ducked under the table as I was left in my seat, seemingly not phased, and giggling. My giggling only got louder when his footsteps were heard, slowly getting louder as he advanced towards us.
"You know, I really would have liked to get together under different circumstances," Mr. J said as he placed a few fingers on my cheek and gently pinched it. His gaze then went down to the lieutenant who was still crouching on the floor, looking up astonished at the crime lord.
"But this was the only way I could get your attention, miss high and mighty lieutenant," his voice became dark.
He shook his head as he sat next to me nonchalantly and placed his arms on the desk.
"Such a shame, I had to get one of my most valuable assets injured in the process," he said as he looked me over. I frowned at him and shrugged as he studied my face.With a grin, he turned back to the lieutenant and patted the metal desk before him.
"Come. Sit. Let's talk," the joker said darkly.The lieutenant looked around at the officers left standing or kneeling but noticed they had menacing grins on their face as they had their eyes fixed on her.
"What?" She muttered as her eyes scanned the room.
"They work for me now," the Joker smirked.
"Why you-.."
"Oh come now, there's no need to be snarky lieutenant. Did you really doubt, after everything I've ever accomplished in my life, my ability to take over this broken shell of a city?" J laughed out.I kept my gaze fixed on that confused bitch, she had no idea.
The Joker had taken over the media, the satellites from space, the entire city was at his whim.The lieutenant, realizing she was left no choice, took a seat once again where she had sat before, right in front of me.
I couldn't hide my grin. The confidence in her eyes had at once vanished and now she sat broken and scared before us.
"Why are you doing this?" She asked with a shaky voice.
"Because, my dear, it's time someone took over and gave this dump...a sense of direction," J said confidently.
"You won't get away with this!" The lieutenant hissed.
"I already have," the Joker grinned menacingly.
"Batman will stop you," the lieutenant said. God this bitch was hopeful.
"Batsy? Of course! What's a hero without his villain?" J slammed his fists on the table.
The lieutenant looked crossly at him and it was at this point I growled and stood up swiftly, taking even J by surprise.
"Drop the attitude before I drop you," I growled.The lieutenant gasped in surprise but the Joker placed a hand on mine and pulled me back down to sit.
"Now now, sweet-cheeks, no need to get ourselves worked up for her attitude. We can always make her our personal lackey for being so...rude...ahahahaha!!" The Joker laughed out as he grinned at the Lieutenant.
I smiled at her and sighed at this. I felt the Joker being his head closer to my neck and nibble on that one spot he had known I'd react to. I watched the lieutenants eyes twist in rage as she saw J kissing and licking my neck. I didn't held back any of my moans, I let it all out, trying to make her feel as uncomfortable as possible.
"And she'll soon realize," J continued, "she'll be waiting on us, broken hand and broken foot, as we loudly proclaim our desire for one another," J said as he signaled one of his men.
"Wait! You two are-" before she could finish her sentence, she was shot once in the leg and once in the arm by the goon.
She screamed out as she fell back onto the floor.
"Lovers? Why yes. You didn't think I'd have someone this beautiful working for me and not touch her?" The Joker laughed out as he stood up and grabbed my hand, pulling me out of the room and out towards the waiting vans.
"Bring her with, boys, it's time we make our mark," the Joker spoke as he got into the back of the van with me.
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Joker One Shots
FanfictionA collection of short stories regarding the Joker. Warning: smut, violence, language.