Typical dumb Wattpad stereotypes

Six -- Badboy Traits

---- You're not a bad boy unless you smirk. If not then you're not wattpad worthy.

But seriously, why does he always smirk?

She falls--He smirks

She laughs-- He smirks

She eats --- He smirks

She dies -- He smirks....while crying

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----- You're not a bad boy unless you have a motorcycle.

Its a bad boy trademark, if you don't have a motorcycle you can NEVER be considered a bad boy.

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----- You're not a bad boy unless you're a man slut.

I dare you to name at least ONE bad boy book where he isn't a whore. I have read quite a lot of those, hence why I can write this book and be completely accurate about all of this. There was never a book where Blake wasn't a fuck boy.

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----- You're not a bad boy unless you skip class.

Its what they live for. Detention.

But somehow, even after skipping 13 of 15 lessons each week, he just happens to graduate....and even be accepted into the same college as the girl.....

I'm so done!

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----- You're not a bad boy unless you have a messed up past and or present.

He always has some kind of deep, dark past or some really messed up shiz going on

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THE MOST LIKELY ROLES BLAKE PLAYS:

1. Drug Dealer

2. Underground fighter.

3. Illegal track racer

4. Pimp

5. Undercover agent

6. Her long lost brother..who she falls in love with

7. Her stepbrother...who she falls in love with

8. Some random guy that decides to kidnap her and turn her into his own little doll

9. A Vampire...that walks in the day and no, there was no mention of a magical daylight  ring.

10. A werewolf who happens to be her half brother and or mate.

11. One Direction member, most likely Harry Styles.