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imchrisevans most people would have a pregnancy pillow. For Riley, I AM the pregnancy pillow. You could order your own Chris Evans Pregnancy Pillow today but we're out of stock. p.s she's been asleep for like four hours, my leg is numb and I honestly thought she was dead but then she started snoring

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user1 all hands up if you agree that she's happier and in a cuter relationship
user2 ^^
user3 ^^
user4 baby daddy goals
HanWyatt I don't remember them saying they were in a relationship user1
user5 wait, they're not actually together??
HanWyatt user5 nope to the nope to the I wish they were
imsebastianstan I actually internally cry when I see them do cute relationship stuff because I know they're not actually in a relationship
user6 cue high pitched screeching at this dreadful news
ellengoodwin that means she's a single mom, how predictable
imchrisevans ellengoodwin she's single, not alone

user1 all hands up if you agree that she's happier and in a cuter relationshipuser2 ^^user3 ^^user4 baby daddy goalsHanWyatt I don't remember them saying they were in a relationship user1user5 wait, they're not actually together??HanWyatt user5 no...

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imchrisevans she may be a single mom but the child is not without a father. Look how big she's grown though, I'd be lying if I said I haven't cried a couple hundred times #leavemybabymommaalone #fightmeifyouwanttofighther #RileyEvansProtectionSquad #DidISayRileyEvans? #oops

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user1 WHICH MEANS WE'LL SEE A BABY SOON
parkinsonriles you're always crying though
imchrisevans parkinsonriles the world doesn't need to know that
parkinsonriles imchrisevans the world already knows from your interview on Seth Myers 👀
HanWyatt I'm going to be the proudest godmother/aunt in the world ever
scottevans I'm actually so proud that you're finally getting something you've always wanted and with someone you deserve. DIBS ON BEING THE BEST UNCLE IN THE WORLD
imchrisevans scottevans I think I took the title of best uncle tbh
anthonymackie is everyone else crying or is it just me?
imsebastianstan anthonymackie nope, everyone else is crying
user2 anthonymackie yep we're all crying
HanWyatt WAIT GUYS HE JUST CALLED HER RILEY EVANS
imsebastianstan RILEY EVANS !! LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPENS
parkinsonriles I will not feed into this absurd fantasy of yours
parkinsonriles but Riley Evans does sound good 👀🐸☕

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