Normani: *Smirking* You know once our new mattress gets here, we'll have to break it in...
Camila: Oh! I love using my mattress as a trampoline!!
Camila: Oh you were talking about the sex, weren't you?
Jesy: Your honor, Perrie pleads guilty and I also would like to request the death penalty for her.
Judge: ???It's just a parking ticket?????
Lauren: *Flings underwear at Ally* You left these at my place.
Ally: We are in puBLIC.
Jade: *Just stands there*
Perrie: *Faints in gay*
[The first time they met]
Dinah: Hi I'm Dinah, and you are?
Camila: *Breathlessly* Your soulmate.
Jade: I can't do this anymore, the stress isn't good for the baby.
Jesy: whAT BABY????
Lauren: Will you marry me?
Camila: *Glances nervously at Dinah*
Dinah, Carmen captain: Girl if you don't say yes I will shove that ring down your throat, I promise you.
Leigh: Just letting you all know that I love fucking Jesy.
Jade: Don't you mean "I fucking love Jesy"?
Leigh: That too.
Camila: *Picks up phone* Hey daddy!
Normani: *Pokes her head in the room* Yes baby girl?
Normani: Oh! Phone! Actual dad. Got it!
Perrie: Would it be okay if I rode your face tonight??
Perrie: I said, would it be okay if I stayed at your place tonight. Damn autocorrect.
Jade: Perrie this is a verbal conversation...
Ally: This is a disaster! The printer messed up the invitations! It's supposed to say "Lauren's Birthday"!
Normani: Well what does it say?
Ally: "Lauren's bi"
Ally: Wait that could still work.
Lauren: Ally's out of town, so I'm in charge.
Lauren: But don't worry, I'm not gonna be a lame mom, I'll be a cool mom.
Camila: You're not even our mom.
Lauren: Go to your room now!
Dinah: I'd put you more in the daddy category. *Winks*
Lauren: Come to my room now!
Jesy: What a beautiful day.
Leigh: *Walks by*
Jesy: What a beautiful gay.
Camila: This right here is my wall of achievements, everything great that I've ever done is on this wall.
Normani: Camila, there's only a picture of me on the wall...
Camila: You're the greatest achievement of my entire life Mani, of course you're on the wall.
Jade: The stars are so beautiful tonight.
Perrie: They're giant balls of gas.
Jade: Look, don't ruin the momen-
Perrie: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Jade: *Choking up* Oh...
Camila: Oh my Dinah.
Ally: Don't you mean "oh my god"?
Camila: Look, you worship your things and I'll worship mine, m'kay?
Perrie: Did you two sleep together?
Jesy and Leigh: No!
Perrie: Double negative - it's a yes!
Leigh: How are you only smart when it comes to proving us wrong????
Simon: You need a hobby.
Ally: I have a hobby.
Simon: Protecting and loving the girls isn't a hobby.
Ally: *Mockingly* prOteCTing aNd LoVinG thE giRls iSnt a HobBy
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Inspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)