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McFries added Sebastian Stan to "Comfort Foods"

McFries
Seb is in the chat now
guys

McChica renamed Sebastian Stan to "Painfully Thick"

Red Jellybean
Damn it
I wanted to rename him
I guess his girl got
there first

McChica
First of all
We slept together once
That does not make me
his girl
Secondly, I'm going after
that hot life guard I
told you about

Painfully Thick
Oh, the one that looks like
Zac Efron?

McChica
Correctamondo!

McFries
I'm very lost

Red Jellybean
You're not the only
one

Painfully Thick
So is this where you plan
your sleepovers that
you keep leaving me out of?

McChica
Actually, this is where we
plan revenge

Painfully Thick
On the dick that keeps
saying he loves you in social
media but is fucking his PA
I'm in

Red Jellybean
Nothing that involves violence
please
I'm trying not avoid getting
the Comfort Foods in jail
Y'all have a reputation

Painfully Thick
So do you
And he's trashing it by
cheating
Can I punch him

McFries
That's what I want to do
How about you punch him
on the left side of his face,
and I'll punch the right side

McChica
And I record the whole thing

Red Jellybean

are you guys doneI haven't even told my momAnd y'all are already planninghis public assassination

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are you guys done
I haven't even told my mom
And y'all are already planning
his public assassination

Painfully Thick
So what's your plan then
Jellybean?

Red Jellybean
I wanna wait till he's back
Then see how he is
And try and see if there's a
way to fix it

McChica
GIRL STOP
YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED ON
BY A NARCISSISTIC
SELF SERVING CUNT
FOR THREE YEARS OR MORE
OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP
AND YOU JUST WANT TO
"fix things"
BITCH GET OUT

McFries
8 years don't just disappear

McChica
Yeah but three years
Do you even know if he
loves you?

Red Jellybean
I'm sorry I don't live a
free and promiscuous life
like you, Han, where love
doesn't exist and sleeping around
is enough
I fell in love, and for so long
I'm not just going to let that go

McChica
He's not worth it
And the sooner you
realise that, the sooner
you'll free yourself of his
fake love and lies

Red Jellybean
He didn't propose to you
He didn't take you places because
he knew you wanted to go there
He didn't make you feel like the
luckiest girl in the world
You know what, it doesn't matter
You'll never understand

Red Jellybean has left the group

Painfully Thick
What the fuck Han

McChica
She's just being overdramatic
She'll get over it

McFries
She's not being overdramatic
She's currently crying in my
bathroom so
We should just leave it until
she's ready to talk about it

McChica
She's crying I'm your bathroom?

McFries
Yes
And not quietly

McChica
Fml I'm coming over

Painfully Thick
I'll come too
I'll bring booze

McFries
Don't bring booze
Bring ice cream and junk food
And a lot of tissues

McChica
I'll bring a change of clothes
Fuck I made her cry
I haven't done that in like
four years

Painfully Thick
You've made her cry wtf
You sadistic ass

McChica
I never said I enjoyed it

McFries
Guys
Please just hurry up

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