A date with Markiplier

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(This book but every time I say "A date with Markiplier" it gets faster)


Tyler: Bonjour!

Ethan: Ah, bonjour! Your table awaits!

Mark: Oh! Hi! I've got something for you; a rose! *smells rose* ah. Oh! Thank you! Booonjour! Booonsoir!
Mark: You look so familiar. Have we met? Must be destined- Oh! Oh, good year.
Mark: I can't wait to get to know you. But it feels like I might- oh, *sniffing food* haha-
Mark: Feels like I might have known you for a long time. But either- ooohh my o-key
Mark: Either way I can't wait to see what this date has in store.

Chef: So who's gonna pay for this?!

*insert Mark freaking the fuck out and asking you to pay for him because the goddamn dingus lost his WALLET, gg bro, u the best date. such style and preparation.*

A/N: More coming soon, don't you worry about it. ;)

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