Crap!

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So there were three men who found a lamp, and the lamp had a genie in it. The genie told them that he would turn them into whatever they wanted when they said it.

So the next week, they were mountain climbing. Suddenly, a mountain lion started chasing them, and soon, they came to a cliff.

The first man ran too the cliff, and shouted, "EAGLE!" as he leapt off. He turned into a eagle and flew away.

The second man ran towards the cliff and shouted, "RAVEN!" as he jumped off. He turned into a raven and flew away.

The third man tripped while he was running towards the cliff and muttered, "Crap!" Needless to say, he turned into a pile of crap.

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