Put Put Put!

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So there were three men on a boat, a Chinese man, a Japanese man, and an American man. Suddenly, the boat hit a rock and began to sink. All three men jumped on the boat and started swimming towards a island nearby.

But halfway, the Japanese man started to sink. "Ugh... Too much sushi..." He moaned, and sank.

A little while later, the Chinese man began to sink. "Ugh... Too many noodles..." He moaned, and sank.

All the American man said was, "Put put put! Good ol' American beans!"

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