If life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.
That's a waste of good lemons.
Either eat them plain or squirt them in someone's eyes. Those are much better choices.
If life gives you paper, don't write a book.
That's a waste of good paper.
You need to make a paper airplane out of them.
And of life gives you a computer, don't use it for school.
That's a waste of a good computer.
Stalk celebrities instead.