Such A Waste

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If life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.

That's a waste of good lemons.

Either eat them plain or squirt them in someone's eyes. Those are much better choices.

If life gives you paper, don't write a book.

That's a waste of good paper.

You need to make a paper airplane out of them.

And of life gives you a computer, don't use it for school.

That's a waste of a good computer.

Stalk celebrities instead.

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