So there were three men in a car, and the car broke down about a half a mile from a farm house. So the three men got out of their car and walked to the farm house. They knocked on the door, and the farmer opened it.
"What do you want?" He asked.
"Our car broke down about a half a mile away, and we wanted to know if we could stay here for the night." One man explained.
"Sure. But just for the night." The farmer replied.
Before everyone went to bed, the farmer informed the men that there was only one bathroom in the house, and it was in their bedroom. So, if they had to go to the bathroom, they had to go now, because the farmer didn't want the men coming into his bedroom in the middle of the night.
"Oh, we don't have to go to the bathroom." The men assured the farmer. Then they all went to bed.
Later that night, one of the men woke up and ha to use the bathroom. So he went up the stairs, and as he got near the top, the top stair creaked. The farmer jumped out of his room with a shotgun and called, "Who's there?"
The man replied with a "meow." The farmer grumbled, "Oh, it's just the old barn cat," and went back into his room. So then the man used the bathroom and went back downstairs. He saw that the other men were awake as well, and told them that if they ha to use the bathroom, be careful ok the top stair, because it creaked, and that if the farmer jumped out, just pretend to be the barn cat. The men nodded, and they all went back to bed.
A while after that, the second man woke up and had to use the bathroom. He walked up the stairs, forgetting that the top stair creaked, and the farmer jumped out with a shotgun an demanded to know who was there. The man replied with a "meow," and the farmer muttered about it being the barn cat again, and went back into his room. So the second man used the bathroom and went back downstairs to go to sleep.
Finally, the third man woke up and had to use the bathroom. Forgetting completely what the first man said, he walked up the stairs, and, when the farmer jumped out and demanded to know who was there, shakily replied with, "Oh, it's just the old barn cat!" Realizing what he had said, he dashed back down the stairs, and crawled back into bed. Luckily, the farmer did not follow. The third man did not get to use the bathroom.
The next morning, the farmer told the three men to go out into the fields and pick 100 of their favorite fruit. They did so.
The first man picked blueberries. When he came back in, the farmer told him, "Now eat them all."
"Oh, this is going to be easy!" The man thought to himself with a smile. But halfway through, he started to feel sick,
"Ugh..." He groaned.
"Eat them all!" The farmer instructed. So the man finished eating them.
The second man picked grapes. When he came in, the farmer told him to eat them all as well. This man thought it would be easy as well.
But halfway through... He too felt sick.
"Ugh..." He groaned.
"Eat them all!" Was all the farmer said. So the man finished eating them all.
But then the two men started laughing.
Bewildered, the farmer asked, "Why are you laughing at your punishment?"
Between laughs, the two men managed to say, "Our friend is out there picking watermelons!"