It was the night before Christmas and all through the city Not a creature was stirring... Except for bad kitty. How did she get here, you may ask. It's a really long story; I'll tell it myself. First thing this morning I awoke to a clatter. I ran down the stairs and asked, "What's the matter?"
That's when I found Kitty in the midst of her caper .
She'd torn through the gifts and was covered in paper.
THE ANGEL WAS AMBUSHED.THE BOOKS WERE ALL BUMPED.THE CARDS WERE ALL CRUSHED. THE DRUMS WE'RE ALL DUMPED. THE EGGNOG WAS ENDED. THE FRUITCAKE WAS FlUNG. THE GIFTS WERE ALL GUTTED. THE HOLLY UN -HUNG. THE ICICILES WERE INJURED.This story is over, now that everything is right. Merry Christmas to all...and to all good night.