"I think we can go home now."
"Alright." France, Canada, and America left the hospital. They were walk on the streets of Paris and saw slutty females.
"America, watch your language."said Canada.
"But they are."
One of the women came to France. "why you look so sad? I can make you feel better." She kisses him.
He pushed her away. "I'm married."
"I don't see the wife or a ring."
"She died recently."
"Well, she won't mind." She kisses him again. "You might as well let in. She can't come back."
He pushes her away. "I have children with me."
She went to America and Canada and gave them some money. "Why don't you run and get some candy?"
"Candy?" America grabbed Canada's hand and ran to the candy store.
"They're gone." She kisses him then he kisses back. He had no control of his body. They started to have sex in the middle of the alley.
The next day
The king came to visit France.
"France, wake up!" slapping his back.
France turned around.
"I said wake up, you bastard." slapping him again.
"Fine." France wakes up realizing the woman was still with him. "Yes, your majesty."
"What is up with you?! I needed you to take care of the country? Trying to kill yourself? Sleeping with whores?"
"I can do what I want."
"No, you can't. As long as I'm your king."
"You're a worthless piece of shit." France spit in his face.
The king slaps him in the face. "I'm your king wether you like it or not.'
"You don't rule me!" splash wine in his face.
"I will charge you for treason!"
"The people don't like you. They like me. I actually spend time with them and help them while you sit on your fat ass."
"They shouldn't need your help."
"Your people are starving!"
"Then cook them something."
"With what money and food? You have it all."
"I am done talking to you. Come to my office later that way I could fire you."