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Ally to Normani: Dinah just called me a lame mom!

Ally: Like, I'm not a lame mom!

Ally: I'm a cool mom!

Ally: right?

Normani: you're not even our mom.

Ally: you're grounded.

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Perrie: what's your biggest fear?

Jesy: being forgotten.

Perrie: damn, that's deep.

Perrie: mine is the kool-aid man, but I feel kind of stupid now.

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Ally: what's up Mani?

Normani: Gas prices.

Ally: no, I mean like what are you doing?

Normani: Dinah.

Ally: I want to move out.

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Camila: Lauren sees the glass as half full. I see it as half empty. That's why we make a great team. Normani, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Ally wonders why it has to be glass. And Dinah usually breaks the glass by putting her feet up on the table.

Leigh: I LITERALLY DIDN'T ASK YOU ANYTHING ABOUT GLASS??? I ASKED IF YOU WANTED TO HANG OUT????????

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Lauren: *sneezes*

Dinah: *hands Lauren a picture of herself*

Lauren: what's this for?

Dinah: I'm blessing you.

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Camila: come on cheechee don't be mad at me.

Dinah: I just can't believe you'd betray me like this.

Camila: ....

Dinah: ....

Camila: we are not naming our dog-

Dinah: I WANT TO NAME THE DOG BEYONCÉ.

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Perrie: Excuse me have you seen this person? *holds up a picture of Jade*

Person: no, why? Is she missing?

Perrie: No, I just want everyone to see how beautiful she is!

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Ally: you never called me back last night, Lauren. Is everything alright?

Lauren: sorry I was doing vocal warm ups.

Camila: *walks by casually eating an apple* I'M VOCAL WARM UPS.

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Dinah: I like your new pants.

Ally: thanks they were 50% off!

Dinah: I'd like them better if they were 100% off.

Ally: The store can't just give away clothes for free.

Dinah: Ally that's not what I-

Ally: That's a terrible way to run a business, Dinah.

Dinah: *face palms*

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Jesy: You okay?

Leigh: Yeah, why?

Jesy: You asked the clerk at the store earlier if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.

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Normani: hey Mila, are you a painting?

Camila: uh, no??? why???

Normani: because I wanna nail you against a wall. *winks dramatically*

Ally: oh thank god, I thought you were gonna say you wanted to hang her.

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