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unknown: where's my ice cream u rodent !!
unknown: i can't believe you would do this to me
unknown: to my damn ice cream perci 😩😭
unknown: .. the whole tub dude im heartbroken
jack: perci is severely apologetic.
unknown: why are you talking about yourself in third person?
unknown: oh shit ur not perci
jack: thirty minutes
jack: it took you thirty whole minutes to realize
unknown: ok um i didnt sign up to be attacked???
jack: how do you even text a stranger and think it's your ice cream thief anyway? don't you have perci's number saved?
unknown: she's just got a new phone, must have given me the wrong number by mistake
jack: wow please tell me more
unknown: ask me about it and then act like u dont care smh im not gonna tell you next time
jack: and spare me the adventurous adventures of ur life oh u monster 💔💔
unknown: die
jack: gASP
jack: tHiS IS CyBErbuLLYINg !!!
unknown: you deserve it for not caring about my devastating loss of a glorious tub of ice cream
jack: what flavor tho
unknown: vanilla
jack: wow how boring
jack: not surprised tbh
unknown: leave me alone this is an emotional time for me

unknown: why are you talking about yourself in third person?unknown: oh shit ur not percijack: thirty minutesjack: it took you thirty whole minutes to realizeunknown: ok um i didnt sign up to be attacked???jack: how do you even text a stranger and...

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jack: im sorry
unknown: lies!
jack: tru tru
[READ at 9:47PM]

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