The Journal of Wales / Ask Or Dare

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Felix: "That song is rather catchy.... Favorite show is surprisingly the Powerpuff Girls. Mainly because it's little 6 year old girls that beat the shit out of villains. I'm pretty sure that's why it was popular it the first place. My favorite colour is red. Such a powerful color~! My favorite food? Uhhh... Welsh cakes? Maybe... I like food in general so it's hard to say. (admin really wants to try Welsh cakes! Going to try to make them sometime and hopefully not burn the house down....) I like a lot of songs..... Even though dragons are bad ass I like small fluffy animals.... They're so cute~!"

So before I asked about if you had a girlfriend/boyfriend. What I was wondering is if you have experienced anything with the same sex. As in have you kissed someone of the same sex, done a bit of groping? Or maybe even more? *wiggles eyebrows in highly suggestive manner* Don't worry; it's not as if this interview will end up on the internet or anything.
Felix: "I have a boyfriend... And I once had relations with a nymph.... Which gave me my wonderful son~!"

Brandean: "Love hurts too much so no. I did have relations with someone once though.."

Hahahaha nice, what did you have for dinner last night? It can tell a lot about you.
Felix: "Leek soup...." (leek soup is admins life)

Brandean:"Same thing."

Well I was wondering what is the thing you are most afraid of. Heights, graveyards, spiders or maybe something a bit different?
Felix: "Spiders are demons from the 8th circle of hell!"

Ireland: "I shouldn't say his name..."

Do you know any other languages or maybe just a couple of words in French?
Felix: "Uhh... Welsh obviously!

Brandean: *resting bitch face*

So what is your obsession? Everyone has one or two and I want to know yours so spill.
Brandean: *sips beer* "You say something?"

Felix: "Sleep."

Ok this is the big one. What is your deepest most dark secret of all time? The one that basically no one knows. Everyone has one and I know you two do. Just spill. Only you, me and the person sitting next to you will ever know, because like I said, it's not as if this is going to end up on the internet or anything.
Felix: "My child is part fairy.... It was me being gay but it's 2017 so I can be open about it now..."

Brandean: "Why do I feel like admin was inspired by The Song of the Sea for your child being a fairy?"

Felix: ???

Brandean: "Darkest secret? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................. I once stabbed a man...."

Felix: "Oh please, that is not your darkest secret!"

Ok how would you like to die and why?
Brandean: "I'd like to die in my sleep because that's the most peaceful. However I'm a county the only way I'd die is if my Country where to fall.... And that's not going to happen anytime soon!"

Felix: "Same as my brother..."

So if you had three wishes what would they be? You can't ask for more wishes, bring someone back to life or true love, those are the big no no's
Felix: "A puppy, the souls of all who have displeased me and my little brother not to be a dick to me for a day."

Brandean: "Souls of all who have displeased you? The fuck? Anyway I'd wish for a united Ireland, to be human so I can love someone and a to North to leave me the fuck alone."

Felix: "You want a united Ireland yet you want North to leave you alone?"

Brandean: "He's annoying...."

What are the three things you would take with you if you got stranded on an uninhabited island?
Brandean: "food, water, and alcohol."

Felix: "The first two things that Ireland said and a book. Even though it's only one book I'd have something to do."

Ok another more slightly personal question. What do you like most in the opposite sex? Both appearance and personality wise.
Brandean: "Long hair and somewhere between skinny and cubby. And is able to deal with my bullshit."

Felix: "Long hair.... Shit I don't know.... Uhhhh.... Smart..."

How about the same sex as yourself?
Brandean: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."

Felix: "Ummm...."

So what does your house normally look like? Super tidy or worse that a pig pen?
Felix: "It's usually pretty tidy.... However they're are days when I'm to lazy to clean the house."

Brandean: "It's clean enough that I can have guests over."

Wow interesting, I'm running low on questions but I think I can find a few more, ah yes, if you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
Brandean: "I'm not very fond of my freckles....."

Felix: "I don't know.... Not bitter all the damn time..."

Um this might be slight embarrassing but remember this shouldn't end up on the net, are you are virgin at all? Or have you already had sex?
Brandean: "Yeah I lost that."

Felix: "That's been gone...."

Um ok, do you believe in magic? Any sort of fantasy thing? Or are you a total non believer?
Felix: "My son is a fucking fairy and my best friend is a god damn dragon!"

Brandean: "I don't event think I need to answer that... Can I leave now?" (No)

So this is like the last question before we let you go. What would you do if you were kidnapped and submitted to a hell of a lot of questions, that would supposedly never in a million years end up on the internet?
Both: "That's what this is."

Brandean: "I have been kidnapped before by someone named.... Nimi....." *sheds tear* "Did not want...."

Ok any last words? Maybe some from your creator?
Both: "Fuck you!" (Admin can feel the love TTwTT)

Cool now as a tiny final request tag someone or a few someones, spread the meme love.

Admin tags anyone who wants to do this

especially Nimi_The_Knight even though I know her ass isn't going to do this cuz she lazy 

heres a link to the blank

http://violetgateway.deviantart.com/art/Interview-your-OC-s-meme-171248072