Almost A&M

When They Get Married (sort of)

"Iiyak na yan! Iiyak na yan!" Sam chanted, to which Je and Val happily joined. The crowd followed suit.

"Yun! Basta! Syempre sa mga inspirasyon naming apat, mahal na mahal kita. Ay, namin. Ganun. Susmaryosep. At eto, para sainyong hindi tumigil sa pagmamahal samin, kahit taken na kami. Ang susunod naming kanta ay para saming mga fans! Para sainyo!"

As Valeen started counting with her drumsticks, Jan pulled Maine to a secluded place behind the curtain.

"Gurl andyan nanaman sila."
"Sino?"
"Ayun oh."

Jan pointed to the right side of the stage, in the lower box, where one has been blowing a condom into a balloon.

Here's the thing about dating an Alden Richards/RJ Faulkerson Jr. - ang gwapo niya.

Meaning ang gwapo niya hindi lang physically pero napakasweet talaga and cute and ugh minsan napapailing nalang siya pag may lumalandi sakanyang ibang gurl tapos bigla niya kong hihilahin at yayakapin ganyan.

Also, meaning madami paring nagnanasa sakanya kahit ipagsigawan na nito sa buong mundo na sila.

I mean, lahat ng pictures niya sa Instagram nakablack and white pwera dun sa mga mukha niya.

Tsaka yung minsang hinack niya yung camera roll at nagselfie ng sandamakmak tapos inupload niya yung isa at may caption na 'I love you'

Hindi naman talaga siya nagseselos ganyan. Kasi hello safe siya, sure siya na special siya dun sa mokong na yun. (Nung minsan kasing nagduda siya, muntik na siyang itanan nito.)

"O sino bang tinitignan niyo dyan?" Sam asked, holding an extra pack of guitar strings.

"Edi yung mga magsasaka." Janeeva said, matter of factly.

"Magsasaka?" Meng asked.

"Oo! Planting seeds of doubt sa ibang fans na kesyo dapat magbreak kayo kasi sagabal ka. Tagtuyot poreber na umaasang madidiligan ng jowa mo."
"Kala ko nananaginip na mabayo nila si Papi. Sus, eh mas mukha pa silang tae na fertilizer."
"Galing mo Sam! Dapat sakanila binabaon sa compost!"

The two high-fived as Sam returned outside.

Maine just shook her head at her best friend. Witty nga naman siya dun, at ang bilis talaga pumick up ni Sam. Ng joke, hindi ng babae.

"Hoooy Samir antagal mo nanaman sa likod diba naiwan sa bahay si Patring?"
"Wag kang malisyoso Napoles may nakita kasi ako!"
"Tong dalawang to, concert pinunta nila dito hindi yung chismisan niyo. Game, one two"

Sam, however, had pointed to Je what he saw backstage. Kung nasaan yung mga magsasaka.

Who on the other hand, took it as a sign of recognition and screamed their hearts out.

Oops.

After a few more songs, with the last one absolutely exhausting, every single one of them was sweaty and breathing heavily. But with a smile on their faces.

The crowd cheered them on as they took a break and drank water for a while.

At syempre, bilang pinakapawisan sa lahat, si Alden ang binabato ng mga twalya ng fans. May panyo din, may shirt pa, at aba may panty pa.

Ok na siyang magpunas nalang gamit ang sarili niyang damit. Na mas ok din sa mga fans, kasi kita nanaman nila ang pinakatatago nitong ..

"PAPS WALA KA NANG ABS!" Pangaasar ni Je. Pero tilian parin naman sila, di nalang sila sure kung dahil wala nang abs or dahil pinagnanasaan padin kahit wala na.

"Dadbod to uyyyy."
"Bakit tatay ka na? Tol ako yung may anak dito pero ikaw yung mukhang tatay."
"Kayo ha, bagay kaya sa lalaki yung ganyan. Tsaka may nageenjoy kasi ng burjer niyan."
"Eh ako boss Babe, enjoy ka din ba sa pandesal ko?"

There was a mix of screams and laughter as Je raised his shirt up infront of Val - showing his abs. To which Val just thrown her drumsticks at him, blushing.

More screams erupted when Alden picked up his guitar and started tuning it. Using it as a cover before wiping off his sweat with his shirt.

"ALDEN ANAKAN MO KOOOO"

Sam and Je immediately knew where it came from. Alden didn't like it, but his face remained focused on tuning the guitar.

Valeen had turned to Meng, wanting to see her reaction. Lady in question offered Val a towel for RJ.

Sam left his instrument on the stand and went backstage. Maine thought he'll just get the towels she's offering but Sam took the towels and her hand.

"ASAN DYAN YUNG SUMISIGAW NA ANAKAN TO NI PAPI ALDEN HA?" Je asked, and the crowd screamed. Although the section he was looking at was quiet.

Maine swiftly gave Alden the towel and tried to run backstage, but her boyfriend took her hand and placed the towel back at it.

Punasan mo ko. An unspoken request.

Osya, an unspoken pabebe request with matching pout pa pano ko naman tatangihan ang apakakyot na payb na to?

"Ikaw Jerald, anak agad? Di pa nga sila kasal oh!" Valeen taunted, and the screams of the crowd is a mix of joy and kilig to the couple who is currently stuck in their own bubble.

In a stage. Sa araneta. With spotlight.

Pero akala mo nasa condo lang sila nagjajam ganun.

"Edi ikasal natin. Papi Je dali dali!" Sam picked up a big towel thrown by one of the fans, and draped it over Je like that of a priest's.

"Teka waiiiit!" Valeen had taken a handkerchief and placed it on her head like a veil. Sam adjusted his imaginary bowtie as they encircled the couple.

"Mga siraulo kayo." RJ commented and Maine just laughed.

"Tumayo na kayo dyan dali. Ilang minuto lang akong pari. Tutubo na ulit sungay ko mamaya."

Maine just laughed and stood up, ready to return backstage. But RJ stood up as well, holding her close to him.

"By the power vested upon me by The Wave' s fans!" The crowd cheered. "I now pronounce you, husband and wife! Para di naman sabihin na live in kayo sa World Tour. You may not momol the bride, kiss lang tol. Mabilis lang. Baka kung san mapunta eh."

"KISS KISS" the crowd has started chanting, but someone (ehem Janeeva on a mic) started shouting "MOMOL MOMOL"

The crowd started screaming when they kissed, but the screams had died down while the two are still on it.

They did stop, after a few minutes​.

"Dito ka lang Ma. Asawa na kita diba, sabi ko pag kinasal ako, aalayan ko siya ng isang kanta."

He made her sit beside him, and started playing that one song that is special to them.

It took, one look
And forever laid out infront of me