Good story, isn't it? The full book has 50 thrilling chapters full of adventure, romantic interludes, philosophical musings, chaotic events, moments of higher consciousness, the defeat of villains, and the triumph of love.
Go on, you know you want to.
The Kindle edition is currently only $2.64 on Amazon.com and the beautifully-produced paperback is US$8.94 (and £4.70 in the UK, Kindle edition £1.99). Kindle editions in India, Mexico and Brazil are extra cheap.
On Amazon.com you can use the 'Look Inside' feature to get a preview of the lovely design and incidental illustrations.
My blog at http://www.miltonmarmalade.uk has a links page to Amazon stores worldwide: http://miltonmarmalade.blogspot.co.uk/p/amazon-links.html
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