Me: I'm gonna update one of my stories.
*scrolls through my stories*
WAIT
WHAT IS THIS?!
WHAT IS THIS MAGIC I SEE?!
HOLY HERA.
MOTHERFUCKING ZEUS.
OH MY GODS.
OVER TEN THOUSAND READS?!
*screams*
Me: I'm gonna update one of my stories.
*scrolls through my stories*
WAIT
WHAT IS THIS?!
WHAT IS THIS MAGIC I SEE?!
HOLY HERA.
MOTHERFUCKING ZEUS.
OH MY GODS.
OVER TEN THOUSAND READS?!
*screams*