THE PASTORS

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Three pastors came together to confined in themselves and seek solutions to their problems and promised to keep it a secret but something funny happened.

Pastor 1
My friends I don't know how to say this but I've to,I usually steal the church collections and tithes,I know its wrong but I can't seem to control myself whenever I see church money,I pray that the Lord God would forgive me,so please my friends help a brother out in anyway so I can stop please.

Pastor 2
Brother yours is even a small case,my own problem is that I can't seem to look past a female,I've  slept with all the sisters, choristers,and even your wives,so my brothers forgive me and may God forgive me also,please pray for me.

The 2 pastors kept a remorseful and sad expression when the 3rd pastor started his confession.

Pastor 3
My brothers your sins are small,my own is that I love gossiping, am so sorry that I can't keep your secrets in fact right now my mind is counting how many people am going to tell,sorry I can't help it,may the Good Lord forgive me also.

The 2 pastors were like WHAT!!??? We're died.

Hahaha hahaha hahaha

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