I want to punch her in the eye. With a rusty fork.
Well this is awkward. I didn't mean to text that to you. Hi dad.
LOL, hi Katie. Don't forget to wear gloves, keeps the fingerprints off of the fork, even if it IS a rusty one.
My favourite part of this is how you don't even questin who it is
The less I know, the less I can say during the interrogation
YOU ARE READING
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