Indian movies don't follow the laws of physics.
Hero throws a punch.
37 villains fly. 5 vegetable stalls are smashed. Heroine sticks out her hip to dance.
Kya bigada tha vegetable stalls ne tumhara pichle janam me. Aur kuch nhi milta to bechare sabziwale ka gharbar tod do aur fir usi se free mirchi mangenge.
Q. What does your mom say to you when you do stupid shit?
Humari to zindagi kharab ho gayi jo tum jaisi aulaad paida hui hai. Tere baap aur mere pichle janam ke karam honge jo itna bura naseeb mila.
^^^ maine bas yu kaha tha ki meri chai me machchar gir gya, dusri bana do.
Q. In which part of India do you live?
I thought the way I talk was enough to guess. I am from the North.
Q. What would you do if you were forced to live with Dhinchak Pooja for A MONTH?
Churi nikal kar ghop deni hai kisi me. Ya to mere me, ya uski swag wali topi ke andar chupe sar me.
Q. Bb ki vines, Aashish Chanchlani ya Harsh Benival?
I am actually a dedicated fan of CarryMinati, so yeah no one out of the three but if I have to choose, it would be BB.
Q. Ehhh, do you read anything except those fanfics having *coughs* scenes *coughs*?
Asli smut to bhot time se pada bhi nahi. Mere followers ko bhagwan ko shukriya karna chahiye because I have been reading straight smut for a while.
I am actually addicted to gay smut ffs of my otp.
Q. Vicco bajradanti or vicco turmeric?
Mai apne daant peele aur muh par pimples rakhna pasand karungi, please. Vicco ki smell seedha sar me jaati hai jisse mujhpar nasha aa jata hai aur fir aisi ghatna zaroor ghategi jo mummy ko khene par mazboor kar deti hai ki unki aulaad nikammi hai.
Q. How do you even think of this username?
My username was originally supposed to be assthetic. Pehle se hi kisi harami ne le rakha tha wo. Ek s laga ke sassthetic bana diya. Ho gya janam mera.
Q. Views on the new patanjali products.
Ganja kar do Ramdev ko.
Q. Maggi do minute me kyu nhi banti?
My theory: Maggi government job wali bandi hai. Time par koi kaam to hona hi nahi hai.
Q. 10th ka result kab aarha hai?
Rulana hi tha to pyaaz kaatne ko khe dete. Dil me dard to na hota.
Q. Aise ideas kaha se aate hai is book ke liye?
Aadhe apni life ko dekh dekhkar. Baki dusro ke chutiyape ko dekh dekhkar.
Q. Have your parents or relatives seen this book? If yes, then what was their reaction.
Tai ki chappal khaane ka jazba mere me nahi hai.
Q. Phele murgi aayi ki ande?
Aaj mangalwaar hai.
Q. Don't your parents get angry after seeing you on phone? If u manage, then how?
Chemistry ki book ke andar chupha rakha hai.
Q. Kya banna chahti ho?
Q. Ladki ho ya ladki ke bhes me ladka?
Weight to kum hai pant me. Baki pata nahi.