Arabic jokes translated in english

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11)Three guys entered a competition.

The competition is that you have to go up 100 stairs and every singles step has one of the worlds greatest jokes, if you laugh then u lose.

The 1st guy goes up 25 steps and laughs so he loses

The 2nd guy goes up 50 steps and laughs so he loses

The 3rd guy goes up 99 steps and laughs so the others ask him "why did u laugh?"

and he said "because i just understood the 1st joke!!"

12)a cheap guy buys a land

He builds two houses on the same land

He painted the first house yellow ,

He wrote on the second house " the same colour"

13)a cheap guy invited all his cheap friends for a party

Some one suggest to play a game in the pool " we should all go under water ,who ever goes out first ,pays for dinner "

...they all died

14)Three guys were on an airplane. The pilot said that the plane was too heavy and that each of the three passengers have to throw something they have alot from.

The first guy threw gold.

The second guy threw spices.

The third guy threw a bomb.

So the plane landed and the first guy went for a walk and saw a little boy crying so he asked him "whats wrong?" he said "gold fell from the sky hit my mother on the head and died" so the guy felt really bad

The second guy went for a walk and saw a little boy crying so he asked him "whats wrong?" he said "bags of spices fell from the sky hit my mother on the head and died" so the guy felt really bad.

The third guy went for a walk and saw a little boy LAUGHING so he asked him "whats wrong?" he said "my dad farted and blew up the house!"

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