Okay,okay I know what you're thinking.You really love this book.No seriously,I'm really sorry.I didn't have time on Friday night due to an incident that happened.
1.Pretend to drown every few minutes.
2.When the pool is packed and you're in it. Scream,"Woops!,I made a wee wee".(Most people will get out.)
3.Nag the lifeguards.E.G "So,how long have you been a lifeguard for?" "Yeah,yeah, cool, cool"
4.Play marco polo with someone and leave the pool.(Basically,they'll look like an idiot saying marco polo to themselves.)
5.Take forever to jump off the diving boards.
6.When people are standing near the edge,push them in and say,"Ahhh the water's evil!"
7.Swap people's belongings with others.(Preferbly someone you know.)
8.Canonball into the pool and say something really stupid.E.G "KETCHUP CHEESE!"
9.Kick people in the back of their legs.(It's just hilarious and they find it creepy.Again,probably someone you know.Doesn't matter if it's not though... hehe)
10.Act like a mermaid.(Just for the fun of it.)
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