Dear Diary:
We bought Sealand a new phone....wasn't the best idea ever
Training a dog is hard, you know? I sat Hana in front of a TV for 5 hours and she didn't even learn to do anything the other dogs were doing besides sleep
What kind of crap dog does that?
I don't know why Finland doesn't give me a hand with this, it's his dog after all. He says he's too busy "listening to Sealand"
Nobody EVER listened to me and I turned out just fine
.................. Well-
ANYWAYS
I trained and trained and trained her all day and what did I get? NOTHING!
I bathed her, bought her a nice collar, gave her quality dog food and all I got back was a ".... hg- BLEGHHHHH"
THE FUCKING FLOOR WAS GREEN BOI
GREEN
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY GREEN AIN'T A CREATIVE COLOR THAT WASN'T CREATIVE THAT WAS JUST BEGIN AN ASS
So I decided I will take another pet in her place
Like, it's 12 am, and that stupid thing is tomorrow
The question is... who should I take?
-Iceland
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
