Toddler: Daddy? Will you sing me a song?
Dad: Of course honey! Which song would you like to hear??
Toddler: Doe a deer, a female deer!
Dad: Do you always have to pick that song??
Toddler: Isn't it the only one you like?
Dad: No. Why would you think that?
Toddler: Well dosen't DAD stand for "Do a deer"?
Dad: *________*
