Me and Pugsley get along well all the time, but me and Wednesday are not half the time.
She is much smarter than me and sadistic
I'm taller than her and though our butler Lurch is supposed to love us equally it is I whom he loves more which is sad for Wednesday because Lurch is her favorite person in this house other than our father
Today we are having another argument at the table which I'm sure our parents do not mind
"Just face it Wednesday you can not win with me" I told her straight up
"Care to prove that right here, right now?"
"You're on, little sister."
We got up from our seats and walked around the table eyeing each other waiting for the other to make the first move
Wednesday: Once upon a time, yes, a very long time ago
Lived a family noble and old, whose children were very close
And on and on it goes….
Me: Hey! Do it right!
Me:"Now to your throne"
Lurch starts the show
(Ready go!)
Wednesday grabbed two sharp utensils throwing a fork at me missing and hitting the wall pointing a knife to my face
Wednesday: Ready go, a knife and a fork to point in your face, I’ll take you any day
Me: After all, we’re noble – the Addams are kind of the richest family so don’t ever look down on us
Me: So bow down to us, you peasants, standing here’s your duchess and princess
We’re here to call to attention all of your mistakes
Wednesday: Hey, hold up, hold up, aren’t you lying again?
Whataya bet you can’t see through anything I throw at you?
Me: Right, right, right, right
I’ll leave them under you, since you want it so bad
She looked pissed and started running across one end of the table as I was running across the other end barely letting anyone grab their food while throwing kicks and punches dodging as well
Wednesday: You’re just so annoying! God, just so annoying!
Acting high mighty around me like you’re the queen
Ready aim and fire, gong that never tires
Rioting tonight, it’s a war but not a fist fight
Me: Causing so much trouble, see my mischievous little sister
C’mon, sis, you gotta admit that I do it in style
And for buying at this “special bargain sale”
I thank you for your precious service, beat you fair and square
I sang my part swinging a backwards kick that connected with her stomach making her fly back and hit the wall
She wiped the blood off her mouth and stood
Wednesday: Back to backing away, retreat
But I have an idea to beat
Giving into her puerile goals
We’re head to head and toe to toe
“Who the hell do you think I am?”
Yeah, I’m the rulebook, that’s a slam
Calling me so dumb, thinking that I’ll run
Maybe humility is not so bad!
Me: Now, now, everyone, come and take my hands please
It’s only natural that I’m tranquil
If you really didn’t know, I cheat by nature
Always reaching for that one thing greater
It’s in my blood, you know we’re famous for our war strength
This one here, that one there, everywhere
Wednesday: Right, right, right right
Guess who earned a gold star for “very good job”! ☆
What she was really getting at is that she's smarter than me and she knows it.
That fact always pissed me off
Me: You’re just so annoying! God, just so annoying!
Acting high mighty around me like you’re the princess
I’ll strike even harder, shoot you ’till you topple
Retribution, punishment – I’ll make you feel all of it
Now we're practically ninjas and when she threw her knife at me it cut a bit of my bangs off
Wednesday: Looking down upon you, seeing through all your moves
Chance is for the taking, you’re dancing to my own beat
Got a little messy, missed you by a hair
Oh well, it looks like I’m the winner, beat you fair square
Now she's just gloating and we just kept swinging, kicking and ducking at each other
Both: But it's you, and nobody can compare
(Sei yaa too yaa u too yaa ha)
You're the only rival that I can bare
(Sei yaa too yaa u too yaa ha)
Falling to my knees, losing like I'm weak
(U ha sei yaa yaa sei ha)
Would drive me insane so for tonight, it's you and me
but I'll win hey hey hey hey
Me: The house staff agrees, so why don't you just
chill out for once in your life, okay?
Oh my god, just shut up!
You're just so annoying! God, just so annoying!
Yelling at me like I'm a dog, but you're just all bark
Ready aim and fire, gong that never tires
Generation rising, the one to rule will be me!
Wednesday: Causing so much trouble, see my mischievous big sister
C'mon, 'sis', you gotta admit that I do it in style
From one to a hundred, I'll take whatever's there!
I thank you for your precious service, beat you fair and-
Me: Wait a second...woah, is this a draw??
Both: ugh!!
They all clap but it was mostly Pugsley
"That was wonderful darlings" mom said lovingly
"Marvelous" dad complimented
"Again again!!" Pugsley cheered
"No" Wednesday said cruelly
"Maybe next time bud" I told him ruffling his hair before sitting back down to eat
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That's about it for now
Stay cool meh nerdlings!! X)
