God: Did you lie?
Indian: Yes
God: Did you steal?
Indian: Yes
God: Have you ever committed a sin?
Indian: Yes
God: But did you clip your nails on Tuesday?
Indian: no
God: okay.
*Heaven's door opens*
*Moonwalks into heaven*
YOU ARE READING
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