| | 11:51 p.m. | |
Jake:
Dude...I legit thought I was gonna die earlier!
Jake:
Stop snickering!! I'm pretty sure I was close to javing a heart attack!!
Jake:
*having
Me:
What the frick-frack are you doing, Jake?
Jake:
What do you mean?
Me:
You are literally lying right next to me. Back-to-back.
Jake:
Eh. I'm channeling my inner sloth. Don't pin this all on me, missy! You're texting back.
Me:
Eh. Thought I'd follow my boyfriend and channel my inner sloth as well.
Me:
But man...tonight was awesome!!
Jake:
Real funny...
Me:
I might just laugh again. XD
Jake:
Stop laughing!! It wasn't funny! I saw my life flash before my eyes.
Jake:
What the...
Jake:
Did you seriously just fall off the bed laughing your ass of??!!
Jake:
That's it. I'm done. Good night!
Me:
Noooo!! Come back! Help me up!
Jake:
Hell no.
Me:
I promise to stop laughing.
Jake:
LIES!! I can still hear you giggling!!
Me:
Give me a secobd
Me:
*second
Me:
Dear lordy, I might die!!
Me:
I still can't believe how much you fucked up tonight!!
Me:
You acted as if you've never stood up to my dad, and mom would suddebly bite your head off!!
Me:
*suddenly
Jake:
Are you done yet?
Me:
Aaaww...are yoy pouting?
Me:
*you
Jake:
Leave me to my misery woman!
Me:
Want a kiss?
Jake:
...yes, please.
Me:
Help me up.
Jake:
Maybe tomorrow then.
Me:
Seriously?
Jake:
Yep
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