Horny Spaniard - Fernando Alonso

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You: "Hello, who this number belongs to? Someone just changed all the contact
names Damn it."


Horny Spaniard: and how they named me?

You: Horny Spaniard.


Him: Don't change it!


You: So tell me who the motherf## you
are!


Him: I'm Horny. Horny Spaniard!

You: I can tell you're Fucking Fernando! You little piece you Spanish SHIT!

Him: Hi darling. I miss you to.😅


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I'm so bored!



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