MOM?!!!

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Sealand: *crying* mom?! Mommy where are you?!

China: Hello small child! I am here to defend you!!

Sealand: You're not my mom!

China: I am the oldest and has spread much of my culture, I am everyone's mom.

Sealand: .....wouldn't that make you my grandma if you're so old....?

China: SUCH DISRESPECTFUL CHILDREN AIYA!!!!

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