Chapter Eleven|| I bet my Dick is Bigger
I liked to hurt girls.
Not physically, but emotionally.
I don't really know why, but I found their reactions quite interesting.
I'm not going to sit here and tell you that Sawyer changed how I am. Fuck no, I still liked messing with girls' emotions.
But I didn't like messing with her.
I hated her, but I still couldn't figure out why she was different. Why she was the only girl who could escape me.
"I'm going to do it," Nick said as he burst into my room dramatically, making me lose my train if thought.
"Do what, fucknut?" I questioned as I tapped on my phone.
Okay, yes, I was on her facebook page. That doesn't mean anything.
"I'm finally going to ask out the cute girl next door," he informed, as if I actually gave a- wait.
"The blond girl living in the Jefferson house?" I asked.
He nodded his head and took a shirt from my closet.
"I'm taking your lucky shirt," he stated as he shoved the red shirt into her back pocket.
My "lucky shirt" was an old red shirt that I had grown out of. We called it lucky because it landed me a date with the hottest senior in school when I was a freshman.
Since then, Nick and I used it whenever we wanted to land a hot chick. I grew out of that tradition a few years back, but Nick was still convinced that it worked.
"Go ahead," I mumbled as I pressed on Sawyer's DM.
Incoming my horny bro wants to ask you out.
She immediately read my message, but didn't respond.
I peaked out the window and saw Sawyer running around her room with her wig in hand.
I smiled, what a fucking loser.
I ran downstairs and peaked through the window.
This was going to be hilarious.
Before Nick could even knock on the door, Sawyer opened it, looking as flustered as possible. Her wig was extremely messy and she looked like she had ran a marathon.
I couldn't hear what they were saying but Nick's lips were moving incredibly fast.
Sawyer furrowed her brow and bit her lip.
This was going to be good. I couldn't wait to see Nick rejected. I should record- fuck he's coming, act natural.
Nick opened the door and gave me a huge smile. "She said yes!" he exclaimed as loudly as he could.
The smirk had quickly fallen off my face and I furrowed my eyebrows. "What?" I cried out.
I mean, I understand. Nick was slightly handsome, obviously not as hot as his brother, but he wasn't ugly. He also was a much less of an asshole. Despite all this, Sawyer had to stay under the radar until whenever she was going to stop this shit.
"That's great. . . " I trailed off as I stood up.
Had Sawyer lost her fucking mind?
"Look, I know, you're let down by the fact that I took the girl you were clearly going for but I really l-"
Before he could finish his sentence, I bolted up to my room and opened my window.
"Hey!" I exclaimed, in order to catch Sawyer's attention.
She was laying on her bed, her wig thrown across the other side of the room, but she quickly stood up when she saw me. She lifted the glass and glared at me.
"What do you want, assfuck?"
Ah, she had such a way with words.
"Are you fucking insane?" I growled at her, "You can't go out with my brother."
"And why not? He's hot, funny and nice, I don't see a reason why I shouldn't." She answered as she crossed her arms. Wow, her cleavage looked amazi- no, Sam, concentrate. You are trying to get your point across.
"Okay, let me enlighten you," I said as calmly as I could, "You are trying to keep it on the down low because you want everybody to think you have a dick."
I expected her to widen her eyes and agree with me but she only looked at me as if I had uttered the stupidest thing in the world. "I'm allowed to have fun, Sam. Maybe I just want a one night stand, you clearly don't know me well enough."
I looked at her pointedly. "Have you ever even had sex?"
Her face flushed and she blinked rapidly. "I-I don't see why that has anything to do with the matter."
I sighed. "There's the answer. The point is, I forbid you from going out with Nick, that is final," I said.
I shut the window and threw myself onto my bed. It wasn't long before Sawyer stumbled into my room with an angry look.
"You're not my dad, you ugly ass fucking noddle head," she hissed at me as she stood beside my bed.
"You want to fuck someone? Fuck me because I'm not letting you destroy everything we've built," I muttered angrily.
She sat beside me and scowled. "What if I want to fuck your brother specifically?"
I shook my head. "Oh, trust me, babe, I bet my dick is way bigger. I'll have you moaning my name the first five seconds."
Her mouth opened and closed a few times, much like a fish.
"You don't fucking own me, bitch, you can't tell me what to do," She said after a while.
"You're not dating my fucking brother. No ands, ifs, or buts," I finished.
She stuck her tongue out at me, as if we were in third grade.
"And put your tongue back in before I take that as an invitation."
She immediately sucked her tongue back in and glared.
"Get the fuck out of my room."
I smirked at her but followed her orders.
What a pain in the ass.
oKAY, I know this chapter probably sucked big saggy balls and that it was shorter than my dick but at least I updated.
ANYWAYS, I'VE FOUND AN ACTOR TO PLAY SAM. Drumroll please........ brumbrumbrumbrum
His name is Brandon Larracuente. The guy who plays Jeff in 13 reasons why.
Have you guys seen that show? It's pretty legit, even though everyone is watching it which makes it pretty basic. But that doesn't matter because the show is legit as fuck.
anyways, there's a gif of him on top.
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