I am just going to call myself Midnight since
Midnight: Hey yall! We got our first question!
Sally: YAYYYY! WHO ASKED IT? WHAT IS IT? IS IT FOR ME? WHO IS IT FOR?
Slenderp: Calm down child.
Midnight: It's for-
*JEFF and BEN walk in with shades on*
Jeff & BEN: HEY BITCHES WE'RE BACK!
Sally: What does "bitches" mean?
Midnight: PFFFFFT HAHAHAHA *Tries not to die*
Slenderp: JEFF AND BEN WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF SALLY!!
Jeff: Yeah yeah. Sure Slenderp.
Slenderman: *sighs* *faceless facepalm*
Midnight: *rolls eyes* Anyways...the question will be for-
*Toby walks in with a plate of waffles*
Toby: WHO WANTS WAFFLES?!
Midnight: OH MY GOD JUST LET ME FINISH THIS DAM- *remembers*DARN QUESTION!
Jeff: God Ok.
Midnight: The question says-
*Ej, Masky, Hoodie, Jane, and LJ walk in*
Ej, Masky, Hoodie, Jane, LJ: Hello!
Jane: What's all this fo-
Midnight: *eyes turn silver* LET ME FINISH THIS BEFORE I MURDER YOU ALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Everyone: OKAY GO!
Midnight: *clears throat* The question is what are the shipping in creepypastas that are real.
Toby: I got this! I know Masky x me...
Masky: OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOO
Toby: Jeff x BEN
*Jeff and BEN look at each other*
Jeff: *wiggles eyebrows*
Midnight: OH GOD I NEED HOLY BLEACH SEND HELP READERS!!!
Toby: Ej and Masky
Ej: *cleaning tools* What was that Toby?
Toby: *sweats* Uhhhhh n-nothing!
Sally: Oh yesterday I was watching BEN on his laptop and he searched up this thing called 'yaoi'. What's that?
*Midnight and Laughing Jack...laugh hysterically*
Midnight: Oh *gasps* you are so *laughs* dead! *looks at Slenderman* *starts laughing again* He looks piiiiiiiissed!
BEN: *gulps* Uhhhh h-hey slender! Nice...u-uh....weather?
Slenderman: WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH UP THAT?!
BEN: HEY! I WAS ONLY LOOKING UP YOU AND JEFF!
Jeff: Oh god! *runs out of room*
Slenderman: Wait! *runs after Jeff*
Midnight: Alright, I'm betting $10 that they will get laid tonight who's in?
Midnight: You're on.