The true WW3

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Canada: Roll out the tanks sir.

Soldier: *salutes* Yes sir!

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Belgium: Ready the air force!!

Soldier: *also salutes* yes ma'am!

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Germany: Ve can't do zhis!! It isn't worth it!!

France: Mathew please! Please reconsider!!

Canada: I must defeat her! She supports those terrible things.

Belgium: TERRIBLE?!!! My waffles are JESUS!!!!

Canada: No they're Satan!!

Belgium: Take it back pancake asshole!!!

Canada: NEVER!!! I DECLARE WAR ON BELGIUM!!!!!

Belgium: I DECLARE WAR ON PANCAKES!!!!! AKA CANADA!!!

China: AIYA YOU CANT DO THIS ARU!!!

England: Bloody hell I thought Alfred would start WW3 not you. I am disappointed.

France: *hyperventalating* NO WE CANT DO THIS PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

Germany: ZHIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!

Belgium: CALLING IN MY AIR FORCE!!!

Canada: CALLING IN MY NAVY!!!

*explosions and death ensues*

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Fall: And that children is how WW3 happened.

Child: But if everyone died how are we here?

Fall: Because.

Child: Because what?

Fall: Just because now go to bed.

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