Solangelo One Shots

The homohaters

Nico di Angelo and Will Solace hated the term homophobic and homophobia. They were gay and madly in love.

It's not even a phobia so why call it homophobia.

More like homohaters.

That's what Will and Nico called them. Homohaters. One day they were strolling through a park in NYC. They were laughing, giggling and have a good time while holding hands and enjoying each other's company.

They sat down on a bench and Nico snuggled into his Sunshine's warmth. It had been a cold December morning.

That's when a mean old bat -I mean man- walked up to the couple and pulled Nico off of Will.

"What do you think your doing! This is not right! Don't you know the bible says that Man shall not lay with Man!," the old man snarled.

"Technically we aren't even Christian. We didn't even lay a finger on the bible," said Will standing up, now angry.

"Well whatever God or gods you pray to, none of them were a gay disgrace,"said the old man, now getting all the passersbyers attention. (gods that's hard to type. I respect the LGBTQ community. I'm bisexual and most people don't respect bisexuals)

Nico then stepped up to the man and said in calm yet scary voice," We are Greek. Apollo was in love with a male. And in case your dumb close minded brain didn't know, Apollo is the son of Zeus and he is the god of the Sun, Archery, Poetry and music!"

"Don't forget healing," Will chimed in.

"And healing!," yelled Nico.

A woman in the crowd stepped in and said to the old man," Being gay, lesbian, bisexual or whatever is not a crime. We are allowed to be who we want to be. We are still human and have feelings."

Nico and Will looked the woman greatfully and mouthed a 'thank you'.

"YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!!!," yelled the man.

"Well technically the correct term is the Underworld, Mr. Homohater," said Will.

"And I'm the Prince of the Underworld. So why don't you run back to whatever place you came from and leave us alone. It's not your job to 'correct' or 'guide' us. So why don't you just back off," said Nico. The old man looked at him in shock and ran away.

Will and Nico walked up to the woman to thank her properly.

"Thank you so much for helping us back there," Will said.

"No problem. Anything for my favourite ship," she said as she pushed her black other of her dark brown eyes. Her brown Indian skin seemed to glisten in the Winter sun.

"Wait you know who we are," said Nico.

"Of course I do little brother. I'm Miya, goddess of OTPS, ships and fandoms. Daughter of Hades and legacy of Aphrodite. I was a demigod until the gods offered me to become a goddess," she said. They looked at her in awe.

"Should we bow or something," asked Will. Miya shook her head and disappeared in a cloud of rainbows and silver dust.

They stood there in shock (they were shook) and walked on. Holding hands and talked about what they had just encountered.

When they got back to camp the next day they told everyone what happened and Jason let out a squeal.

"I FOUND MY FAVOURITE GODDESS!!!," Jason yelled while everyone just laughed at their Sparky.