Your The One ( Reader x Jake Paul )

Really?!

  Y/N P.O.V

I woke up with a huge headache. Owww! What happened last night? Whatever happened, it must have been bad.

I tried getting up from bed but I felt something besides me. I was hugging it and my feet were tangled with.....more feet?

I look to see who or what it was when I found Jake. He was sleeping and my arms were wrapped around him.

I look down to find our clothes still on.

Oh, thank god! Thought we had sex! *Makes vomit sounds*

I poke his cheek. I keep poking it until he wakes up.

"What do you want?" Jake has his morning voice.

The sexy, rough morning voice.

"Wake up, dickhead and go get me Sara." I order him. I point my finger to the door of my bedroom.

He groans and gets up and leaves.

Did Sara even get home last night?

A few minutes later, Sara comes in with a glass of water and 2 pills.

"Take these and them meet me downstairs. Im making waffles! Que the meme!" Sara runs out screaming nonsense.

How am I friends with her? How? How!?

I do what she says and then meet her downstairs. I immediately smelled bacon, and ran.

Life lesson kids.

You see or smell food, you take. And you eat it and feel good about your life!

As I was running, I tripped on the coffee table. And fell face first. My face was like this the whole time.

And since I didn't get up because im a lazy shit, I just stayed there.

Sara came in with a plate. Thats when I remembered.

"Where Jake?" I asked her, with my face in the floor.

She hands me the plate of food.

"Hmhm?" Did she not hear?

I lift my face up.

"I said! Where Jake!?" I yell like it's bloody murder.

"He left. He does have a life, Y/N." Sara assured me.

I get up and sit on the couch. I stare at my food.

I have a mini stroke just by looking at this deliciousness.

"Your fucking retarded." Sara mutters under her breath.

"Awe go fuck yourself you pussy stick." I reference from a book I read.

"Your the piece of flab that hangs on the vagina." Sara says laughingly.

I was eating when she said that, and when she did, I almost threw up.