WASHINGTON HELP

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Jefferson: Europe is pretty great

Jefferson: France and Spain are good

Jefferson: I love France

Alfred: *grabs Jefferson by the collar with teary eyes* you don't love me?????

Jefferson: Shit uh no that's not what I meant WASHINGTON HELP I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COMFORT CRYING CHILDREN

Hamilton: Wait what? Oh shit Washington is gone wtf do we do how do we comfort it

Alfred: *crying on the floor*

Madison: Thomas what the hell did you say?!

Jefferson: I said I liked Europe and loved France! That doesn't mean I don't like it here!

Madison: Tell him that not me!

Jefferson: I DON'T KNOW HOW IF I DID I WOULD'VE SAID IT

Hamilton: *freaking out* WHAT DO WE DO AGHHHHH

Burr: god damn it guys you can't keep doing this he has a soul okay he FEELS things

Madison: That sounds terrible.

Hamilton: Someone DO something!!!

Jefferson: *looks at Alfred* uhhhguhuhhh I CANT DO THIS BURR YOU DO IT

Burr: I can't do it I can't relate to him. I don't have a soul.

Alfred: *still crying*

Lafayette: Hey- wait never mind bye

Hamilton: Wait can you help us cheer him up?!

Lafayette: ....no...

Everyone: *freaking out and sobbing cause they don't know what to do*

Washington: *walks in* See Martha I told you they needed a babysitter!!

Martha: Well I ain't doing that shit

Everyone but Washington and Martha: *sTill sobBIng*

Washington: Jesus Christ I can't do this anymore.

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