NOO!! MIKE!!! DON'T YOU HELL GRAB THAT SWORD! *watching ep 26*
Lizzy: MIKE SHUT THE HELL UP! *watching ep 26 too*
Armin: they found episode 26 on YouTube, didn't they?
Arty: Yep.
Now that's not fair! The episode ended with Mike dying!
Lizzy: Good job Isayama... Good job.
Both: You guys ok?
Uh no. We are not ok because-
Armin: we don't need a reason.
Lizzy: But-
Everyone: NO!
Both: *pouts* fine
Legout: Hey bro?
Armin: yeah?
Legout: Can you help me with an experiment?
Armin: No.
Legout: Thanks. Now stand here-
Armin: I said no!
Legout: But I'm older.
Armin: *sighs* why?
Legout: Because I pulled you back so that I can be first.
Armin: But that's now how it works-
Legout: Whatever. I'm older and you have to do what I say.
What's going on?
Legout: Armin is helping me with an experiment, right little brother?
Armin: yes.
Ooh. Let me guess... Big brother talk?
Armin: yep.
Yeah good look with that..
Legout: Now, stand here Eli. *moves Eli*
Why?
Legout: so that you can catch Armin when I hit him in the back of the head.
Armin: Exactly- wait what!
*Legout hits Armin in the back of the head with a frying pan. Eli catches Armin*
LEGOUT WHAT THE HECK!
Legout: Its an experiment Eli.
What are you trying to do! Kill me!
Legout: nope. That.
*Legout punches Armin causing him to wake up*
Armin: Dude. Why you banging me like that? You need some respect man.
Armin! You're speaking ghetto!
Armin: Me. Ghetto? Nah man. You're wrong. I ain't ghetto. *covers mouth*
Legout: See. If I hit Armin just right, it can cause his mood, language, and personality to change completely.
Armin: You talking shit about me bro?
Legout: No. Take it as a compliment honey.
Armin: I ain't no girl for you to be calling me honey so shut your mouth before I-
*Legout hits Armin again*
Legout!
Legout: wait for it.
Armin: *wakes up* okay... ¿que esta pasando? *covers mouth*
Now you're speaking Spanish!
Armin: Estóy hablando en español?
Yes!
Armin: Que! Como? Cuando!
Just now.
Armin: Legout!
Legout: what!
Armin: Arreglar esto ahora!
Legout: Sorry. I can't understand Spanish.
Fix this now!
Legout: You understand Spanish?
I'm Mexican American Legout! Spanish is my second language! Now fix Armin!
Legout: I can't! I don't know how to make him speak in English!
Armin: Legout... Hermano, SOLUCIONA ESTO AHORA O ESTÁS MUERTO!
Legout: translation please?
FIX THIS NOW OR YOU'RE DEAD!
Legout: why should I?
Do you really want to be killed by Annie?
Legout: O_O... Nope! I'll fix this right now! *leaves*
You better!
Armin: Todavía va a morir, ¿verdad?
Yep.
Lizzy: Hey Armin! What does this say? "進撃の巨人"
Armin: Shingeki no Kyojin.
Lizzy: Really? Wow. Thanks Armin!
Armin: De Nada.
Lizzy: Holy crap! You're speaking Spanish!
Armin: Lo sé.
Lizzy: How!
Well Legout hit Armin in the back of the head causing Armin to speak ghetto. Legout hit him again and now he's speaking Spanish.
Lizzy: Is he gonna fix it?
Armin: No lo sé. Él debe arreglar esto porque no quiero hablar español.
Indeed. Its weird when you speak Spanish.
Armin: Lo sé.
Lizzy: Hm... *smirks*
Armin: Oh no. No no no no no.
Lizzy: Yes yes yes yes yes.
Armin: ¡maldición!
Lizzy: he he.
Now that was great!
Lizzy: yes it was.
Armin: Los odio a ambos.
Both: Thank you.
Armin: grr.
Alright! That's it for today. Hope you liked this Spanish sorta thing. I personally speak Spanish but not so much so if any things wrong from the translation then I'm sorry. I'm a Spanglish speaker. Anyways,
Enjoy!
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