Chapter Ten|| Doug Dimmadone
I woke up with my head pounding.
I stood up, slightly recalling the events from last night and turned, only to see Sam passed out beside me.
What the fucking fuck of fucks. What the- what, no, I remember now.
Some girls tried drugging me (and apparently succeeded), I walked up to Nick, and then I kissed Sam.
Wait, I kissed Sam.
Oh, well, I had to get my pussy ass to do it somehow. That boy is hot on a stick.
"Sawyer?" I heard Sam question beside me.
Fuck, his voice sounded so hot. Fuck me anytime, anywhere, any position, fuck me sideways, fuck-
"Yeah?" I responded.
"What time it is it?"
"It's- FUCKING 9 AM IN THE MORNING MY ASS IS GOING TO GET BEAT SO HARD WHAT THE SHIT-"
"Calm the fuck down and lay back down." Sam pulled me back down and held on to me tightly.
I tried go pry myself from his grasp but he just bit down on my neck extremely hard- as an attempt to get me to stop? I don't fucking know why he did it but he was about to suck my big ass dick in a moment.
"WHAT THE FUCK, YOU PIECE OF DICK-"
"Piece of dick?" He questioned with a raised eyebrow.
"-WHY IN THE WORLD? DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY PARENTS WOULD DO IF I CAME HOME LATE AND HAD A HICKEY?"
Before he could respond some random asshole burst in the door, looking crusty as fuck with a coffee in hand.
"First of all, I have a major hangover so shut the fuck up. Secondly, what the fuck are you shitheads still doing in my house?"
I turned around and glared.
"Look, buddy, I don't know who you think you are but you obviously don't know who you're talking to," I growled at him as I jumped off the bed.
The guy took a sip of his coffee and sighed.
"I am the daughter of Doug Dimmadone owner of Dimmsdale Dimmadone so fuck the hell off," I hissed.
The guy's eyes widened dramatically and he raised his free hand in surrender. "I'm so sorry, leave when you want."
He scurried out the room and Sam looked at me in doubt.
"Who the fuck is Doug Dimmadoug?" He asked.
I pursed my lips. "It's Doug Dimmdone and he just happens to be owner of Dimmsdale Dimmadone in the Fairly Odd Parents."
"Fairly Odd what?"
"Just shut the fuck up and take me the hell home."
After that, we hauled ass out of what's his face's house and into Sam's car.
"So what happened after we kissed?" I asked as I watched the passing scenery.
Sam spoke, but he didn't take his eyes off the road. "We fucked."
I whipped my head towards him so fast that I'm surprised I didn't break my neck. "What?" I said. I felt all the color leave my face.
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