Cults

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*inspired between some comments with Ivvy_Grace and I*

England: Canada? Canada are you home?

Canada: *runs out of a basement* HI IGGY NOTHING IS HAPPENING HERE.

England: Really? Wait do you hear that? It's sounds like singing from your basement... I can investigate for you.

Canada: Nope its fine!

England: Honestly Matthew I don't have a problem with it. *opens the basement door*

Cult members: OUR LORD CANADA HAS RETURNED!!! MAPLE MAPLE MAPLE!!!

England: .....

England: Is this a cult?

Cult members: MAPLE MAPLE MAPLE!!!

England: Yep, it's a cult...

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