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Headcannon that Mexico was America and Canada's baby sitter whenever Spain/England/or France had meetings together

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Mexico: Okay small children let's go!

America: Can we go to the forest? I heard there's a scary monster in there!!

Mexico: Why would you go in there then?

America: I wanna kill it!

Canada: But it could be a misunderstood monster! Don't just kill it!

America: But killing it sounds so much more fun!!

Mexico: Okay my little serial killer let's do that some other time. Today were gonna go to town and get stuff for dinner.

Canada: Can we get waffles or pancakes? Maybe even a vegetable?

America: MATTIE!!! That's cannibalism!

Mexico: So I have to murders now? How sweet~ okay my two diablos! Now we must get groceries

America: I still wanna till the thing though...

Canada: I still wanna eat veggies though...

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England: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LOOSE THEM?!!!

Spain: I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW TO BABYSIT!!!

Mexico: THEY TRIED TO KILL A GUY THEN RAN OFF WHAT TYPE OF PARENTING ARE YOU TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN?!!!

France: MY POOR BABIES!!!

*door opens*

America: I found the monster!!

Canada: It turned out to be a scary homeless man covered in hair.

France: What color was his hair?

Canada: Red.

France: I think that was Scotland.

Mexico: YOU DIDNT KILL HIM DID YOU?!!!

America: No this red guy with horns said not too.

Canada: No the guy with wings said not too. The red guy with horns wanted us to kill him and join a cult.

Mexico: Spain I refuse to babysit anymore.

Spain, Iggy, and France: To bad.

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Mexico lost them several times.

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