Cat fight night

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---When Russia and America REALLY wanted to fight each other---

America: *tackles Russia* YOU COMMIE BITCH!!! ILL STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN SCARF!!!

Russia: *trying to poke Alfred's eyes* you talk even when your fighting?! What the fuck?!!

America and Russia: *rolling around fighting*

America: *screaming*

Russia: *also screaming*

America: I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE AGHHHHH

Russia: GET OFF ME YOURE TO HEAVY

America: ARE YOU IMPLYING IM CHUBBY?!! YOU ASSHOLE

Russia: *biting America's hand*

America: HES BITING ME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IVAN?!! ARE YOU A GOD DAMN CAT?!!

Russia: *scratching and biting Alfred*

America: *hisses* HE IS A CAT

Russia: SAYS THE MAN WHO JUST HISSED!!!

America and Russia: *screaming and trying to claw each other's eyes out*

China: how the FUCK are you two even CONSIDERED powerful?!!!

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