❝ omg blahblah is my baaaaabe love them so much!❞
Why is it that everyone on here seems to be buddies with someone else (x10) and why do they make it look so damned easy??
I've tried so hard to branch out and make connections but I really think people can see into the bleak, blackness of my soul or something and sense that I would not be a great friend to have. And, why is that?
I've always had this weird problem with starting conversations online. I start with commenting on their wall and if they reply I will follow them, but it doesn't go anywhere.
And then I'm stuck getting daily notifications from them talking about their great friends and it's just like "ugh" I'm too antisocial to even care enough.
Then I'm reminded that I don't actually care that much after all because friendships are hard and I'm cynical as all hell.
Honestly, if I wasn't so attention hungry and craved friends to fill me with validation I'd probably implode!
That was a joke.
I'm like Chandler Bing in a way, continually telling self loathing jokes to make others laugh while having deep rooted emotional issues inside.
That's another joke. I'm not clever or funny enough to be Chandler.
I'd say... Cameron Frye.
I'm the Cameron Frye of all of my friend groups.
This is truly not a cry for attention, please don't take this too serious.
But yeah, if you're like this, what's your secret! I must know in order to blatantly not do the things you say because friendships are hard work.