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America: *sobbing in a corner* I don't belong to you Donald!!!

Trump: That's not true-

America: Yes it is!! You don't own me! You don't control me! You're not some person who I signed my life too!!

Satan: You already did that with me-

America: Shut up you're ruining my point! I belong to no one!!

Trump: really? Don't you say you belong to the people?

America: But-

Trump: I am an American citizen, you belong to me. Just like you belong to everyone of your citizens.

America: No wait-!

Trump: Face it America, you belong to your people. You belong to me-

Prussia: UH NO IM SORRY BUT KEEP YOUR TINY HANDS OFF MY BAE

Trump: Who the hell is this?

America: He's-

Prussia: IM THE LEADER OF THE USSA SQUAD!!! THE UNITED SAFETY STATES OF AMERICA!!!

Trump: Is it just you or.... cause I'm sure I could get nukes to wipe you out I mean; it wouldn't be that hard-

Canada: *kicks down door* USSA PROTECTION SQUAD UNITE!!!

Mexico: *jumps through the window* CHINA ISNT GONNA BE OUT SELLING MY CHEEP PRODUCTS!!! THE USA IS MINE TO SELL TO SUCK ON THAT CHINA!!!

Trump: YOU

China: I need money too aru

Trump: HER TOO?!

China: I'm a guy!

America: *sniffs* guys what's happening?

Canada: Stuffs happening. Thaaaaangs.

America: I'm so confused

Prussia: Hush we're protecting you small soon to be husband

America: I'm not small

Mexico: Okay honestly just stop talking for a sec

America: But-

Everyone: SHHHH!!!!

Prussia: Anyvays ve are here to protect America!

Trump: Pfft the USA doesn't need protection

America: Yeah he's right-

Mexico: Well then Russia will be out of business.

America: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW--

Mexico: I know everything.

America: Everything?

Mexico: Everyyyyyyythinggggggg

America: *screams and wakes up*

Prussia: WHOS DEAD- oh Alfred are you okay?

America: Is there something called the USSA protection squad?

Prussia: no...?

America: *sighs* good.

Trump: YOU BELONG TO THE PEOPLE

America: *shrill shrieks and wakes up again at a world meeting*

Everyone else: ........

America: ....

Everyone else: .....

America: ....

Germany: *clears throat* America do you need a drink of vater or somezhing?

America: .................. *looks outside and sees a red tie on the stair railing*

America: nope I'm good. Just gonna... stay right here... right by China's feet... not moving... hiding....

China: Why my feet?!

America: *whisper shouting* ACT LIKE IM NOT HERE.

Trump: peopleeeeeeee

America: *hiding in China's robe*

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