0.6 |Never Been Kissed
"All right, guys. Let's get down to business." A happy Will Schuester said as he clapped his hands together, "First, let's welcome back Noah Puckerman." He said and Paris' eyes widened as she watched him walk through the door way. She hadn't saw him since she last visited Juvie and to see him standing there, out and more than okay, made her happy.
"Puck, I hope your time in juvie has taught you a lesson or two about right and wrong." Will said and Puck could only smirk at his teachers comment, "Are you kidding me? I ruled that place. All I did was crack skulls and lift weights all day." But like the previous days before, Paris could tell that the boy was lying which led her to roll her eyes at the boy.
"Wow. What a catch.
Can't believe I ever let you go." Quinn said in a monotone voice and Paris glared at her as Puck took a seat next to her and wrapped his arm over her shoulders, making her head snap back to him and she smiled. "I didn't know you were out" Paris whispered so she didn't interrupt Schue and his other announcement. Noah was going to reply but a loud drum interrupted him.
"First, the acappella choir from the all boys private school in Westerville the Dalton Academy Warblers." Schue said and everyone yelled out little 'yeahs' and 'all rights' but Paris could've honestly cared less about who they competed against, as long as they won it didn't matter. "Hold up.
Like a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head." Santana said but everyone ignored her snarky comment and Will continued to speak.
"And the other team to beat, the Hipsters a first year club from the Warren Township continuing education program. Now, they are a glee club composed entirely of elderly people getting their high school G.E.D.'s" Schue said and Paris couldn't help but smile at the thought of old people singing. They were so cute and sweet. "How are we supposed to compete against adorable old people?" Paris asked only for Puck to reply.
"Are you kidding? Brittle bones.
Give one of those old ladies a good-luck pat on the rear, it'll shatter her pelvis." He joked which made Paris laugh and lightly elbow him in his side. "Moving on." Schue said as he ignored Puck's comment and continued to speak, "Since it seemed to get you guys jazzed about sectionals last year I want to make this week our second annual boys versus girls tournament. So, split up into two groups and figure out what songs you're gonna sing."
"Okay. I have mashup ideas in my emergency mashup list." Berry said making Paris roll her eyes. She had thought of a million harsh things to say to the girl but decided to keep them to herself as she and Kurt made there way to the girls side only to be stopped by Will, "Kurt, gonna say it again. Boys' team."
"I say we do a whole AC/DC medley. The lead guitarist drops his pants at every concert." Sam's loud voice said and Paris could hear her brother agree and soon, the bell had rung and Paris and Puck had found themselves walking side by side towards Artie who looked up at Puck with a scared face, "I know it's not my place to ask, but can you push me down the back staircase? My injury should be the same, but it's more lightly populated so the humiliation won't be as bad." Paris couldn't help but laugh at Artie's comment.