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AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!! I GOT A FRICKING 300 READS!!!!!!

And I got them on VALENTINES DAY!

You guys are too sweet :)

So I thought I would post something to keep you word busters occupied!

But hey theme of the day is. . .

PHOBIAS!!!!!

These are hilarious:

HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA:

A fear of long words!

And yes I am pretty sure I spelt that right

(Livies co writer again and HEY!! That's my word!)

Blennophobia:

A fear of trees!

Neophobia:

A fear of something new

Imagine going into a cafe or something and your mum shows you what she's having and you've never seen it before. It could be a stuffed potato for example. Then you'd be like screaming at the potato on the menu and attracting loads of unwanted attention.

But imagine screaming at a potato!!!!

Agliophobia:

A fear of pain

I'm going to be totally honest with you and say that I probably have that phobia. I was kind of hyperventilating before I went into my surgery room because I didn't want any pain. :( but there was pain. MAJOR PAIN!

Anthophobia:

Fear of flowers

(Look at side pic)

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! IT'S A FLOWER!!!! LOL

Arrhenophobia:

Fear of men

IT'S MY DAD AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bomidropobia

Fear of body smells

*Walking into gym changing room* Me "Ew Gross" Another person "AAARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! STINKY FEET!!!"

Caligynephobia

Fear of beautiful women

"It's Miranda Kerr. . .ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!" *Runs away from the picture of her*

Cyberphobia

Fear of computers or working on a computer

* Digital technology class* ARGHHHH!!!! TOO MANY COMPUTERS *Runs out of the room*

Cyclophobia

Fear of bicycles

*Cycling* NOOOOOO!!!!!

Dutchphobia

Fear of the dutch

Now I think that's just sad seeing as i'm Dutch :P

I'm not scary! *Creepily smiles at you while holding a knife*

Nah jk I only do that to threaten my sisters!

Elurophobia

Fear of cats

I have 2 cats so. . .

I DON'T HAVE THAT!!!!

Gynophobia

Fear of women

Just go to a boys boarding school. There, DONE!

Well there could be female teachers there. . .

NEVERMIND!

Leukophobia

Fear of the colour white.

White isn't even a colour! It's a shade duh!

Melophobia

Fear or hatred of music

I listen to music everyday and I love it. . .

I don't have that! *Checks another phobia off the list*

Eh i'll do more another time

LIV OUT

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