Adopted By Dan Howell Ch. 8

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its around 9 and its nice to be camping instead of being at school. "Dad, are you awake?" I ask very quietly so if he is asleep I won't wake him. Unless he answers with snores, he is asleep. I throw my hair up into a ponytail and it isn't even brushed yet. I slowly and carefully walk out of the tent so I won't wake him. "Hi Connor." I say. "Good morning. Your hair looks nice..." he says sarcastically. "Hey bitch, don't go there" I say. I need to wait for Dan to wake up so he can drive me to the camp building to shower.  "I am going to wake Dan up. I REALLY need a shower" I say. "I need a shower too so hurry" he says. "Connor wake Zelda up" I say. "Okay" he replies. I walk into out tent. "Dad." I say and poke him. Nope, that didn't work.  "Dad" I say and poke him, again. "What Alex" he mumbles. "Can you drive Connor, Zelda, and I to the camp building to shower?" I ask. "What time is it?" he asks. "Its around 9" I answer. "Okay. Give me like 20 minutes and go wake Phil up" he says. "Okay" I answer.

"This is the camp building?" Zelda asks. "Yea, the locker room part. Why?" Phil answers. "It looks so" Zelda says "disgusting" I finish. "Exactly" Zelda and Connor agree. "Whatever. Go shower" Dan says and we all pile out of the car.

"AHHH" I scream while in the shower. "What!" Zelda says from her shower stall. "THERES A BIG ASS SPIDER IN MY FRICKEN SHOWER!" I screams and jump out. "I am not killing it!" Zelda says. "Well neither am I so..." I say. "Go get dressed and get your Dad or Uncle because there are only 3 showers and the other one doesn't work!" Zelda says. I get fully clothed and run to the boys locker room. "DAD! UNCLE PHIL!" I scream. "Alex what the fuck?" Dan says. "THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY FRICKEN SHOWER AND WE ARE NOT KILLING IT!" I scream. "Okay I will get dressed and then I will take care of it" Dan says. I sigh relieved and walk back to the girls locker room. "Dan's is going to take care of it" I say relieved. "Okay. Well if you don't mind, I am going continue with my shower" Zelda says. "Okay where is this spider" Dan asks as he walks in. "I thought we went over this. IN MY SHOWER!" I say. "Okay calm yourself" Dan says and pats my shoulder. He goes into my stall and kills it. "Thank you" I say. "Now, can we both get back to showering?" He asks. "Yea" I say. He pats my back and heads back to his shower.

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Sorry this is a short chapter! I am at a friends house so I didn't want to write a lot. I promise I will write tomorrow!

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