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*doorbell rings*

Mexico: *opens the door*

Mailman: you have a package from... someplace?

Mexico: Thank you *takes it inside* the fuck is it now why can't people just leave me alone?

Mexico: *opens it*

Mexico: ....

Mexico: ...

Mexico: *sighs* at least it's not purple this time... *picks up the sombrero and throws it in his burn pile*


Headcannon: Mexico periodically gets giant, stupid, American sombreros from Alfred at random times of the month. It's been happening for years.

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