Truth Or Dare? An AoT book (Book 1)

Crappy pick up lines...

You got to be kidding me... Oh hell no! I'm not doing that Legout!

Legout: Come on! Its a dare!

I am not flirting using crappy pickup lines.

Legout: Yes you are. Oh look! There's Eren and Mikasa.

No! I'm gonna die!

Legout: Do it.

Ugh! Fine! *starts to mumble and walk to Eren and Mikasa*

Both: Oh hey Eli!

*sighs, smirks, then leans against Eren*

Eren: uh Eli? What are you doing?

*clears throat* Mikasa, you may be #1 but you can rank me up anytime. Remember, Mikasa es su casa.

Mikasa: ...

Eren: Wow... Just wow. *claps slowly*

Eren, it must be stressful to plug up Wall Maria but you can plug up my hole anytime. (HELP ME!!!!!)

Mikasa: What!

Gotta go! *runs*

Mikasa: Come back here!
--
That was close. Oh look! Reiner and Bertholdt.

*both talking to each other*

Reiner! Bertholdt!

Both: Yeah?

Bertholdt, you must be smoking hot because I just melted for you. *winks*

Bertholdt: Um... Thanks?

Reiner! You're hard but I can soften you up if you like. *winks*

Reiner: As if. Are you trying to-

Its a dare.

Reiner: Then you're certainly not getting my vote.

Thanks. *pats back*
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Ymir: I love you Historia.

Historia: I love you too Ymir.

Hey Historia!

Historia: Yeah?

Every time I look at you, I get lost in your eyes.

Historia: *blushes lightly*

Ymir: Excuse me!

Your nice blond hair reminds me of the nice warm yellow sun when it rains.

Ymir: Ok! That's enough Eli!

Tell me, why did Zeus let you go if you are the Goddess of all Goddesses?

Ymir: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD!

NO YMIR! ITS A DARE DAMN IT! *runs*
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Jean: I swear Marco! Its true!

Marco: Not until I see it Jean.

Hey Jean!

Jean: What!

Are you a jockey, because I neigh for you.

Jean: Seriously?

I try. Marco! I know you're half a man but I can make you whole.

Marco: Aww! Thank you!

You're welcome Freckled Jesus. Ah! Sasha! Connie!

*both ignore*

Sasha: Ha! I win again! Victory!

Connie: Cheater!

Sasha: Its not my fault you suck at Mario Kart!

Sasha! It would be an honor to be a potato because I get to be gobbled up by you.

Sasha: ???

Connie: Ha! Nice one!

Connie, you're smooth, nice, funny that you can bump me any time.

Connie: Huh?

I don't know. Its hard to come up with originals.

Both: I see.
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Armin: Annie! Don't eat too much!

Annie: Can't help it! I'm eating for two remember?

Armin: *sighs* I tried.

Arty: you tried. Pass me the salt.

Armin: Here you go. *passes salt*

Marcel: Pass me the pepper Arty.

Arty: Here. *passes pepper*

What are guys doing? Ooh! Is it Arlert night!

All 3: Yep.

Yes! I love it when you guys cook!

Armin: Thanks.

Arty: Its our specialty.

Marcel: hope your tummies are empty because we are preparing a delight.

Hope so... He Marcel.

Marcel: Yeah?

You must be adenine because I just connected to U.

All 4: Seriously...

Armin, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Armin: Yes... Yes it did.

I wasn't expecting an answer but ok.

Armin: And I wasn't expecting you flirting with me in front of my wife.

Annie: Just sad.

Did it hurt when you Bros Wall Sina because DAMN GIRL! Your ass is titanic!

Armin: Excuse me!

*Annie laughs*

See! She liked it!

Annie: That's corny as heck! I didn't even break wall Sina! Hilarious!

All 4: Keep saying that honey.

Arty, do you have trouble sleeping? I do, because I can't stop dreaming about you. *winks*

Arty: *blushes real deep* I- um- uh- well... Thank you.

You're welcome, now hurry up with the food!

Everyone: Will you stop flirting?

Yes.

Everyone: Then HURRY UP WITH THE FOOD ARLERT!

Arlerts: We're hurrying we're hurrying!

Damn... is it me or is it hot in here? Its probably just me.

Everyone: -_-

What? I wasn't flirting this time!

Enjoy.